anal jelly

A mixture of blood, semen, lube, and feces that collects after anal sex.

"James is a kinky bastard, he just ate Mary's anal jelly after he pounded her ass"

by Ubglub January 30, 2017

Jelly Tip

A "Jelly Tip" is when a guy fucks a chick while she is bleeding. Then with his blood covered dick fucks her in her shit filled ass. The original Jelly tip is an ice cream block in NZ. Red jelly on the tip, covered in Chocolate.

Guy: I'm going to fuck you in the cunt

Chick: You can't I've got my period

Guy: Ok then, I'm going to fuck you in the ass

Chick: You can't I need to take a shit

Guy: Ok then I'm going to give you a Jelly Tip.

by Ubersensual October 20, 2009

jelly wobbler

A jelly wobbler is an annoying person who nervously shakes one or both knees under the table while casually sitting there, causing the table to shake and thus disturbing anyone else sitting there.

Stop wobbling the table, you great jelly wobbler, you!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!

by Martin Overly August 26, 2016

jelly bracelets

pink-body shots
burgandy-free feel

the breaker has to get a body shot from the owner

the breaker gets to feel what anywhere

by semone May 19, 2004

Jelly Beans

A less common, more discreet term for weed, herb, marijuana, ganga. Can also be abbreviated JBs.

man at work: "I want some jelly beans"
second man at work: "Let's go!"

by JMG4147 November 17, 2009

jelly belly

When a guy cums in a girl's belly button - requires accuracy, precision, and timing.

Joe: Yo. That girl's stomach is bangin.
Alex: Yea. It makes me wanna give her a jelly belly.

by 505_Boyz January 19, 2011

jelly bracelets

I hate how every1 at school goes around to all the kids n says "oh do u no that black means sex or pink means flashing" ? its like so what go ahead think that but who cares?? i mean some idiot person makes up meanings and posts them some where online n kids go on to that website n now every thinks these bracelets have a meaning. i dont believe in them n i wear almost all the colors and i buy them from the mall n what reallie gets on my nerves is when i buy them them ppl that r at the register go "oh dont let ppl break ur....colored bracelet. i usually just roll my eyes and walk away because they're just acting like total jerks. i mean hello not all of us believe in this stuff so GET OVER IT ALREADY!!! i mean if ur gonna buy colored bracelets hopeing for some1 to just ripe them off so u can do something then y u dont u just ask them???

Heres what they mean to ppl at my school:
Black= Sex
Purple= Make-out
Pink= French kiss or flash
Clear Pink= Girls Choice
Blue= Blow job
Clear Blue= Anal Sex
Green= Oral Sex
Clear Green= Boys Choice
Red= Lap Dance
Orange= Kiss on cheek
Yellow= Hug
Clear Glitter= Breakers Choice
Gold and every other color= All of above

by Star Struck June 27, 2005