Can opener

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.

Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.

by Fidifo July 18, 2008

can of worms

The phenomonon that when you do something that something starts even worse things.

I invent a time machine. Turn it on, people start to come through it and kill us, then more people come and more things happen.

by David B. February 12, 2004

POP CAN

When you have a dick shaped like a pop can.
Now all that long, but mega-diameter in size.

I uesd my pop can on that chick last night.

by dtznuff July 05, 2006

soup in the can

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.

"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"

by fred dick March 25, 2007

Fart can

A women that doesn't work and lives off of other people, usually doesn't own much. No ambition.

What a bunch of fart cans he has living with him.

by frozenbread15 May 12, 2016

tuna can

another term for a chode

Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.

by SuperMoraceo April 13, 2005

Afri-cans

Saggy tits, flewbies, naked pictures of Afican women's tits in National Geographic magazine, cans.

Julian: When I was a teenager over 50 years ago, the first pictures of naked tits I ever saw were Afri-cans.

by TaraC July 04, 2006