Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007

hooker earings

Large hoop earings worn chiefly by females looking to attract men.

"Girl, I told my neice to take off them hooker earings!"

by ez64holidays March 23, 2008

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

hooker chic

A style of dress typically adorned by white trash or hootchie mamas. Tube tops and spandex skirts the width of wide belts and high cut "Pretty Woman" boots are most commonly sported. Although they appear to be prostitutes they become outraged when propositioned for their services.

Just look at Uniquoa...she is sooo hooker chic in that outfit!

by Heather 33 November 23, 2006

fairy hook

The small cloth loop sewn into the center back of Oxford-style boys shirts. This loop has no apparent reason, but during elementary and middle school years, they often are pulled off or torn off by others to tease the wearer of the shirt. Of course, this damages the shirt, causing more grief for the student from their parents. Similar to fairy button. These two terms seem to be indigenous to Florida in the 60's-70's, as I've interviewed many individuals and no one outside that area seems familiar with the term.

"Hah, hah... Marie pulled off David's fairy hook while we were standing in the lunchroom line!" "Now he's going to get it when he gets home."

by evonleue September 1, 2007

hook back

When the back of someones head has a large dip towards the neck, if you made a Hook with your finger it could fit in it. usually used for guys because they have short hair to where you can see the shape of their head.

"Dood you got a hook back"

by sanz18 December 13, 2009

On the hook

The state of a car/truck that is being towed due to breaking down.

"My uncle's Volvo is a piece of crap. I swear it spends more time on the hook than on the road."

by ratdude747 June 7, 2013