neverland hook

Violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.

He seemed like a party boy, so I figured I could give him the old 'Neverland Hook.'

by Doug Moen July 6, 2017

Get Hooked

A term used by girls of the philly suburbs. used when mad at someone. typically show by curving your index finger in a hook shape and going- “hook you”

Did you steal my fries? If yes, GET HOOKED.

by godblessfaketan July 31, 2019

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022

bounce off da hook

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

by whitmore March 16, 2005

Dirty Fish Hook

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.

Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"

by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

99 cent hooker

One cheap ass hooker.

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014