forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

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Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.

Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"

by Benzerb June 16, 2020

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bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW

"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."

by dante's beloved gf<3 October 21, 2022

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Phillo Hooker

When the pussy has been thrashed

She’s been fuck so hard her pussy looks like a phillo Hookers

by Battle up June 8, 2019

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Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.

I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.

by The Bruns August 6, 2008

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