Hookered

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

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post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker

by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025

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The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

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cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012

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