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head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
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Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.
In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.
by Haomakk April 7, 2021
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Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention
She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?
by Lil KK October 8, 2003
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Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.
I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.
by LimeUnderscore_ July 1, 2022
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Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf
by louis May 13, 2005
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Hole In The Head

The last thing you'd ever want, used as a simile.
"If the zoning board rejects our proposal, we'll be forced to allow the superhighway to divide the property, and then 9 holes might be on one side, and the other 9 holes on the other side. We need that like we need a Hole in the Head."
by skydog70 May 21, 2007
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Ben heads

An offical fan of Breaking Benjamin; one who listens to songs, covers, etc. made by the band stated.
All you Ben heads, we hope this message finds you well. After a well deserved break from touring, we are busy crafting all new material for the 4th CD.
by Ben Heads January 7, 2009
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