having absolutely no life at all

sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient

its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.

by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019

Having a shore moment

When you are usually pretty good at something then you make a stupid mistake

How did you fuck that up? Sorry mate, I'm just having a shore moment

by K19946 September 16, 2019

Hawking

The act of going to a shopping mall and purchasing a large bird Halloween costume, opening it up and then secretly hiding only the wings under the bed sheets. Later, after engaging in sexual Intercourse, one must adopt the doggy style position. In a matter of seconds one must also be able to get ahold of the wings previously hidden and wear them. One will impersonate a hawk flapping his wings and, when arriving to the non-return point, squeak his voice to imitate the sound of the previously mentioned bird.

hey bro, I was hawking this girl so hard last night she woke up me up at 5am the next morning shwaaacking in a bird cage.

by Hk2019 September 29, 2019

Hating fan

someone who follows your accounts, copies your looks, only talks about you, and purposely seeks you out to be around you.

person a: she followed my spam account, and my tutorial account
person b: sounds like she is a hating fan

by squelching noises October 12, 2019

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 8, 2019

Hâming

Caut englezii pe net “hâming”
Hâming means hming wich is the new sexting because we are in 2020 and we can do whatever our dicks want so the ideea of the hâming or the hming is to hmm as much as you can to your partner

Hâming
Armin: hmmm
Iza: hmm
Armin: hmmm
Iza: hm?
Armin: hm?
Iza: mhm
Armin: uhm

by Igotrejected January 30, 2020

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020