gapgod

A cocky mother fucker who thinks he's the shit at racing when in reality he's the slowest one out there

Sorry GapGod, but you just got gapped!

by ST_Doll June 9, 2017

Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging

"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."

by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019

Gapetto’d

When you've been ghosted or in a situation you can’t win or escape. You’ve been Gapetto'd.

Like Gapetto, you stuck in a whale, you make the most of the situation, but their is no immediate way out, leaving you Gapetto’d

by MalanBrothers February 25, 2020

Glory Gape

Similar to the glory hole but this hole is way bigger and can fit multiple dicks... #GloryGape #GoogleGloryHole

Went to johnjohns house. A bathroom I entered had a glory gape... 4 limps drooped from the hole.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.

by Uncle Rimjob July 11, 2016