Gapplication 

The 1-page application found primarily in the services and retail sectors, commonly picked up at the counter and filled out directly onsite.

"Are you hiring for the holidays? I'd like a Gapplication please."

Gapplication by superkathryn August 15, 2010

Gapingassitus 

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

Gapingassitus by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

gapgod 

A cocky mother fucker who thinks he's the shit at racing when in reality he's the slowest one out there

Sorry GapGod, but you just got gapped!

gapgod by ST_Doll June 9, 2017

Gapperoni 

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

Gapperoni by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

Gaping loose butthole 

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

Gaping loose butthole by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging

"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."

Gaping Dragon by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019

Gapetto’d 

When you've been ghosted or in a situation you can’t win or escape. You’ve been Gapetto'd.

Like Gapetto, you stuck in a whale, you make the most of the situation, but their is no immediate way out, leaving you Gapetto’d

Gapetto’d by MalanBrothers February 25, 2020