Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

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Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

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