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fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
by MasterBastard April 27, 2006
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Fruit Bowl

When a guy tucks his junk behind his legs, commonly known as a 'Mangina', however with Fruit Bowling you do this then sit on someones face. The best of both worlds. So called because the view from behind resembles some sort of Fruit Bowl.
'I'm gonna Fruit Bowl Joe Kaufman tonight!'
by Felix Baker April 28, 2010
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juicy fruit

When a woman creams in a guy's face leaving the area around his mouth moist.
Man, I was going down on this girl last night, and she came in my face! Talk about a juicy fruit.
by AlphaWolf_01 March 29, 2011
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fruit boots

1. Gay mans auxillary mode of transportation
2. Weight loss device for yuppies
Pepe gained an extra 2 mph on his fruit boots by shaving off all his body hair and wearing extremely tight pink biking shorts!
by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005
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Fruit Dildo

A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...
Kid: *holding fruit dildo* i hate my life !!!

*see picture for reference*
by ToyboyTime May 17, 2008
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anal fruit

n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.
Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.

John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008
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waxing your fruit

the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
by erica and erica November 7, 2006
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