Foot in lard

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

by .:jaxXx July 11, 2009

mob foot

A term in skateboarding in whick you land back foot first after a trick.

"Man I gots mob foot like a mo'f!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift May 27, 2005

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

foot vagina

the space in inbetween ur middle and left toe on your foot.

"Dude U got a nice foot vagina, u do to my man"

"Shit! I have sand in my Foot vagina"

"youve got a sandy foot vagina"

by Steven Thomas Harvey June 3, 2006

Camel Foot

When the vagina is incredibly loose and saggy. May be caused by excessive fingering, sex, and fisting.

Bob: oh god! is that marissa?! what happened to her camel toe?!
Fred: i dont know! I guess a year being a whore really changed her...
Bob: oh my god! look here she comes! Did you see that camel foot?!

by Fredward Wellington July 25, 2010

pussy footing

a phrase I like to use alot.

Audra: "quit pussy footing around"

by Audra August 21, 2003

cock foot

a cock foot is what you call a person who threatens to shove their foot up your ass
it pretty much saying that they want to shove their foot where a cock usually goes, so its saying they have a cock for a foot

you want to shove your foot up my ass, ay?
i didnt know you were like that, i mean with all the bitches youve been going out with i thought you were straight. but here you are wanting to shove your cock in my ass. you didnt tell me that you were a cock foot. you are a sick bitch.

by Wanda Heimkes March 3, 2009