hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

Flat ass

Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white

" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"

by Arwizzle January 31, 2015

Floot!

Floot! is the name of a group of people in the UK, Devon, Teignmouth making a random film filled with stunts and sketches

Floot! rules!

by Liam Kibbey-Newman September 12, 2006

flat dub

a plain dub. 1 gram. a dub that has not been hooked up at all. whereas a dub thats been hooked up usually holds 1.2 to 1.4 grams

i dont want a flat dub! hook me up you cheap ass fucker!

by krsnik 05 January 11, 2007

flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

floan

When you are too drunk that you are past the drunk phase

I got two floans, one for the plug and one for the load.

by Faded July 26, 2017

Dutch Flat

During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.

"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"

"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."

by pistolpoppa April 3, 2013