floppy

1. mostly found in new jersey, this type of male is generally malnourished, over 6'0 tall with a slight suggestion of muscle tone. also comes with a comically large cock thanks to the pharm-laced new jersey water system. usually unemployed. always great in bed.

got fucked by a floppy last night. i love life.

by fourcarats December 7, 2010

floppy

Floppy : extremely derogitive term derived from south african 70's slang Meaning/reffering to a dead black mans body used by white police to describe doa (dead on arrival) and on the streets pre-tense as a threat towards a black south african.

"that n***a is flirting with my girl i'ma make him a floppy"

by nut- May 12, 2007

Floppy Bomb

The act of a well hung male shmacking his woman in the face with his penis 31 times..then turning around and blasting a disgustingly huge fart in her face...for good measure.

"Man!! This is a great porno!"
"Wait...Here it comes........"
" Holy shit !! He gave her a floppy bomb !!!"
" Someone better get the mop!! "

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010

at home to Mr Floppy

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

fluppy

Failure puppy, one who fails at something, or life in general.

That lady just crashed her car into a pole, what a fluppy!

by Stephanie Felt February 10, 2008

Flapper

A girl's vagina that is saggy like wrinkly skin. Also a sexually active, wild, and having many sex partners.

"Hey , did you see that flapper?"
"Yea, I did , it was all saggy and what not like Rosie O'donald"

by Giraffexoxo123 June 14, 2009

Floppy Dick

When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick

Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick

by xaxsxs January 10, 2007