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first lego league

A very shitty tournament that test your procrastinating skills.
Me: OMG The first lego league is tomorrow. HOLY SHIT!
by budder561 May 4, 2017
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firestick

The barbecue lighter that is used for lighting candles that have hard-to-reach wicks.
Hey, hand me that firestick. I don't want to burn my fingers.
by Lovekraft December 29, 2008
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first kiss

"only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it

when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked"

is it wrong that my first kiss was erection-free? i suppose i was only 5, so it's ok... ha ha
Girl: eww, you have cooties *wipes off her lips and spits*
by Random Poster March 13, 2004
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From First To Last

An amazing band with extremely taleneted members. They consist of
Sonny Moore- lead vocals
Matt Good- Guitar/ Back up vocals
Travis Ritcher- Guitar/Scream
Derek Bloom- Drums/Growl
and temporarily
Wes Borland- Bass
FFTL has 3 cds released: Aesthetic EP, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count and Heroine. They are also featured on 2 compilation CD's (Taste Of Christmas with Christmassacre, and A Santa Clause with x12 Days of XXXmasx). From First To Last Also has their very own fan club called "KVLT" or..Cult which comes from a term in the Black Metal genre. FFTL was featured on the 2006 Warped Tour, but later dropped off due to Sonny having a Node in his throat, they will be goin on tour very soon. Tour dates will be announced soon. All members of FFTL are in their 20's except for lead vocalist Sonny Moore, which is 18 years of age. From First To Last have released many popular songs including Note To Self and The Latest Plague.

p.s: Just for the record. From First To Last in not part of the screamo genre, they are from the post-hardcore genre
From First To Last is my favorite band, they have so many good songs, my favorite is Ride The Wings Of Pestilence. I'm in their fan club aswell!
by TheLatestPlague123 July 29, 2006
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first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.
That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.
by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008
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first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.
First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!
by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013
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