French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

Frenchify

To make an English word or phrase sound French by using French pronunciation and surrounding it with a French grammatical structure.

When I couldn't think of the French word for "videotape" on the test, I frenchified the sentence into "J'ai la video."

by President Handell January 13, 2005

french military

the biggest group of failures around

Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha

by Matt leo March 30, 2008

French War Casualty

Those who were too slow to retreat with the rest of their squad.

The Germans came a'knockin, Peirre didnt drop his rifle in time, and soon became a French War Casualty.

by MrVincentVega February 16, 2008

Rusty French-horn

To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.

Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!

by Zack Payne October 4, 2006

french stoplight

has four lights instead of three because in France they just don't give a fuck.

re-rack, french stoplight

by Jellyfish137 April 19, 2009

french tailpipe

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.

"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!

by team gonzo January 26, 2010