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father time

Mean killing machine, that will let nothing stand in his/hers way of massive destruction.

In chinese it also can mean:

1) Peking Duck with lobster

2) Take off that clothe and get down
Chinse(2) Father Time me

Chinse(1) Uhm, I feel like Father Time tonight
by Peter Madsen March 14, 2003
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Step Father

1st Step Father: the guy you think will be the best father figure youll ever get in your life. he doesn't really talk much, just sits around and plays video games but i guess you cant really complain for 10 years.
1st Ex Step Father: when your mom divorces your first step dad cause he's lacking in personality, he marries an evil bitch who makes him her puppet, disowns you cause you were never his real kid in the first place, and is just a complete dick all around.

2nd Step Father: 3rd times the charm for your mom! Real dad isn't really around a whole lot and when he is we dont get along. 1st step dad didnt go well. But 2nd Step Dad is a dream come true! By now your two old to open up to a "father figure" but he's the best damn big brother you could ever ask for! He looks out for ya, hangs out with you, boxes with ya, wants to beat up the people at school who hurt you, plays rock band with you till no end, and just flat out is an all around cool guy.
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

real father: *ignores you and continues playing with his new baby from his 3rd wife*
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me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

step father 1: *grunt.. continues playing video games*
~
me: hey, you wanna go so somethin?

Step father 2: FUCK YEAH!
*we go do something random*
by Stephknowsbest. December 15, 2008
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Fathead Syndrome

When a person loses weight, but still see's themselves as larger and bigger than they truly are.
Jane stepped in front of the mirror and saw her reflection. She saw what she always did; an obese human being. While on the other side of the mirror, she was opposite of what she saw. Her doctor had explained to her after her weightloss that she may experience Fathead Syndrome.
by Noellie July 29, 2011
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father judge

a large amount of homos who have never felt a vagina and love dicks in their ass.
timmy-“hey mark don’t you go to father judge?”
mark-“ i sure do i’m a gay bitch that loves dick.”
by judgesucksdick September 6, 2021
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Son of a mother father

A term used on someone who frustrates or aggravates the user of the word. The male form of daughter of a mother father
"Son of a mother father gonna try to pwnz me like that!"
"Haha! i thought you were gonna say something else!"
by Arthur November 16, 2003
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fathers boyfriend

Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.
"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."

"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"
by Crazy Otto September 28, 2005
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fahem

smashed on drugs, eccy's or the like {Arabic Origin}
You see Matt last night?
Yeah man, he was on fahem.
by StrickenAza34 July 4, 2009
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