Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 5, 2020
mugGet the Farmer weedmug.

Aura Farmer

Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.
"Hey man I knew he was gonna do that the whole time" hey come on man stop being a aura farmer
by owangutaun January 4, 2025
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Clip Farmer

1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.
"Jynxzi is such a clip farmer bro.."
by Co0che man July 17, 2024
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farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017
mugGet the farmers pursemug.

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