Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth
by ChsBruce March 19, 2018
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Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse
He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer
by Thomas T Titwank May 04, 2017
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like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.
Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.
by McFatty0 May 03, 2016
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Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 03, 2018
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Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 09, 2024
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Ben Farmer

Man that joke was Ben Farmer level humor, I almost laughed!
by Big mommy daddy jr November 06, 2021
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019
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