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Faith

Faith is my bestie. Faith is a person who is always gonna be a day onesie. Judging by her name, she of course has to be religious. Faith is actually super chill but sometimes falls over. She is normally in love with tik toks and has many friends. Did i mention faith is a day one because shes chill. Faith is the type of person to smile when she gets an F on her report card. This might soumd weird but Faith's smile is so contagious like even through a screen it is lind of scary.
Isa: I was with Faith yesterday
Me: No way she's like a real one thats my bestie
by Cutie patootieee November 23, 2021
mugGet the Faithmug.

Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
mugGet the Old Faithfulmug.

Faith

The best god damn woman you’ll ever meet she’ll make your life so much easier and happy
Faith is lovely
by anonymous September 19, 2020
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Faith

A girl who is ugly and too young for derektrendz
That faith will never get derektrendz
by Kbreeezo September 23, 2020
mugGet the Faithmug.

lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.
by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022
mugGet the lost faith in humanitymug.

Faith

She is a butterfly and is also retarded
Faith is retarded
by FaithBeckwith123 December 5, 2022
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
mugGet the leap of faithmug.

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