Ethan storey

Ethan is a young boy who has yet to come out gay😳

Ethan is a good friend when he has them
He’s pretends to be funny

He thinks Aries are amazing!!!

Look I saw an Ethan storey today
Look he acts like an Ethan storey

by Anonymous friend January 7, 2020

Ethan

Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny

Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!

by Yo Boy Mama Joe 69 cool boy January 9, 2020

Ethan

Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group

Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain

by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020