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Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.
John: Dude Iโ€™m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you
mugGet the Text-Edgingmug.
You type the sentence "I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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Forward Edge

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm- but don't cum. Instead you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down.

The forward edge is when 2 or more men participate with the first man fucking the second man in the ass. The second man is therefore the forward edge.
Jenny got cucked when here man was the forward edge in an all male three way.
by JeremyDickens January 31, 2022
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edging to oblivion

edging until the slightest touch of your dick causes you to cum
jared : yo that e-sex was crazy
michelle: yeah fr you be edging to oblivion
by Icosalord June 3, 2022
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Edging

Bro's edging so hard he busted in 2 minutes.
by The masterbaiter 2.0 December 3, 2023
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Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
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Edge of Doom

The final edge session before the end of NNN. Has the potential to destroy one's NNN streak on the last day.
"Hey did you hear about John? He tried the Edge of Doom and failed NNN."
by DoggoMnx December 4, 2024
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