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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
by uglyinpink August 16, 2014
Get the Donkey Konging mug.The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
by Premonitious October 29, 2011
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Get the Glitter Donkey mug.A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.
Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.
by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013
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Get the donkey fucker mug.An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
by BreHill8791 August 28, 2010
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