Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

Toby Doking

When a married boss rawdogs his secretary over the desk while checking his reflection in the mirror and a customer walks in and yells, "Where's my free quote?"

Tommy got caught Toby Doking Becky Sue last week.

by Aggravating water January 6, 2021

Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021

Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.

"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "

by SilkyJ August 25, 2021

Long-Dicking

Long-Dicking / Long-Dicked < verb-adverb>. ; 1) Long-Dicking is , THe act of Showing another player/person up in whatever activity he/she is playing. 2 Long-Dicked is after a player has been embarrassed by another person

Patrick " Long-Dicked" Adam last night at the basketball game when he blocked Adams's last four Shot attempts and won the game.

Patrick was "long-Dicking" Adam the entire game.

by Cake.Slaughter July 14, 2022

Richard dicking

Not being enough to accomplish an act.

After taxes are taken out, my paycheck is really Richard dicking these bills.

The nail didn't puncture the tire. It just Richard dicked it.

by RichardsMom September 11, 2022