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Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016
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Chronic Death

The act of dying constantly. Frequent blackouts and body aches, usually associated with heart disease.
Oh no, I think I have Chronic Death!
by Reby November 2, 2018
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saddy deathday

A quirky way to describe a funeral or sad day, also used to wish happy birthday without using the words happy or birthday.

Popularized by Youtuber Andrew Huang.
"No food in the fridge? Saddy deathday." "Feeling sad about death, today? Saddy deathday."
by cmm23801 December 14, 2018
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Liquid Death

A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.

Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)

Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.

Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.

Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”

“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears

“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”

“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
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Passcode of Death

A virus most often associated with jailbroken iPhones and iPods (very very rarely happens at all). Mainly because jailbreaking leaves them wide open. The Passcode of Death takes your original 4 digit passcode and creates a random 10,000 digit passcode. Thus making it un-unlockable. Then making you force to restore it. Bad news if it is jailbroken because none of that stuff can be backed up.
After I got my new Cydia theme my iPhone got the Passcode of Death!!Now I have to get I all over again. :(
by iSsquared November 24, 2009
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baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.
1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.
by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011
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Blue Screen of Death

Contrary to popular belief, the Blue screen of death is actually a program designed to stop you computer and prevent harm being done by maybe a mis-read line of code or an invalid argument. And for all of those who complain bout losing their essays, get OpenOffice, it has document recovery, dumb asses.
P1 - Oh no I just got the Blue Screen of death!
Tech Guy - Oh no, that is not a crash, you computer is just shutting down to prevent a fatal system error
by MERGERFLERGERBERGER April 8, 2012
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