Deuce

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010

Deuce

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

air deuce

Climbing up natural (ex: up in a tree) or man-made structures (ex: off a bridge) to defecate from an un-natural distance above the ground.

The higher the drop, the better.

Did you see that air deuce Eric dropped off of that bridge? He must have dropped it 30 ft!

by neli_boy August 26, 2009

snap a deuce

As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.

Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.

by C February 21, 2004

double deuce

A .22 LR bullet. Very accurate, but lacks a lot of power.

Man, you ain't tryin' to kill that guy wit' a double deuce! It's impossible!

by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval June 28, 2005

deuce

a term used when you have to take a poop

other terms: duke bomb, deuce sweat, dropping the kids off at the pool, dropping el dukay,

dooood i gotta drop deuce brb
"hold on man i wanna ask u something"
shut up i gotta drop deuce sweat gtfo

by big e threatz January 27, 2004

drop a deuce

also known as taking an incredibly stinky poo and then leaving it in someone elses house.

If you ever drop a deuce in my house i swear to god i will kill you

by Marshall Guy October 20, 2006