Deuce Nap

The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.

"Where'd so and so go?"

"I think they're taking a deuce nap."

by stibinki June 3, 2009

Deuce Deuce Mafia

One who owns a .22 weapon and proud of it!

Dave and Jerm shoot on the weekends. Their groups is called the Deuce Deuce Mafia! They both shout " Deuce Deuce Mafia SON!"

by Zeuse the Deuce Mc Crackin March 25, 2010

deuce deuce

(noun)

An gang abbreviation for a .22 caliber handgun. Made popular thanks to N.W.A.

JB was trying to steal my alpine. I chased after him to ask for a truce but he pulls out a deuce deuce. But that sucker didn't know I had a 12 gauge one sucker dead, LA times front page

by AcrPwnsU October 22, 2015

ace deucey

villain from speed racer (first episode)

ace deucey is an awesome band

by ian October 18, 2004

turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

deuceski

derevitive of deuce. noun. the excrement that is produced by "dropping a deuce". poop.

i have to drop a deuceski.

i made a run for the boarder @ taco bell and now i have to drop a big deuceski.

by christo October 27, 2003

Deucey Lucy

A fat girl weighing at least 200 pounds or more, but not more than 299.

Deucey referring to the 200 club.

"Dude, look at that Deucey Lucy eating that Dairy Queen Blizzard over there, didn't we just see her at McDonald's duffing 3 Big Mac's and a trash bag of full of french fries a half hour ago?!"

by lukebluske January 4, 2008