go commit die

A dumb way of saying kys

GO COMMIT DIE FAG

by Pihdrfg June 6, 2018

comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.

Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006

Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

comment fisher

a person on myspace, xanga, or any other comment enabled bogging sites that practically exists for the act of asking for as many comments as possible while being annoying in the process.

guy 1:dude, that chick is a total comment fisher
guy 2:no she's not
guy 1:how many times has she asked you to leave her a comment
guy 2:everytime we talk
guy 1:my point exactly

by Vidal September 17, 2006

Comment Clash

Extensive arguments that take place in the 'Commentary' of a YouTube video. Usually regarding politics or racism.

I was interested to see what others thought of 'The Evolution of Dance' video, but then I saw yet another comment clash over racism in the United States was taking place.

by Hank White February 21, 2009

Comment Turnover

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be completely wiped off your facebook wall due to newer comments.

"Crap, my girlfriend left me a comment thats gonna make me look like a puss in front of everyone."

"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"

by KillaKobra October 15, 2009

Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.

Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

by JohnTheFishaman June 17, 2010