Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

rage-coding

the process or activity of writing code while in a constent state of this-is-fucking-shit

i am just rage-coding now

by lukeocodes June 13, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

lil codeine

The sexiest rapper alive. He pulled so many bitches God made him 4’11 and he stills pulls. Too much codeine.

Lil codeine makes Eminem scared.

by jdkskwsbsh October 2, 2022