Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .

I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown

by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020

clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018

clown hands

An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.

Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

Clown Soup

A soup made out of clowns. Their tears and souls are poured directly into a bowl for a hearty breakfast.

Hey, want some clown soup? Nah man that shit nasty

by MyDumbAssSister January 20, 2021

Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Yucko the Clown

A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.

Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted “Most Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Year” right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023