chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

Chris

Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.

I feel bad for the Chris out there

by Mirag November 8, 2020

Chris

chris is your average guy he has blonde hair and green eyes chris is very smart he likes to hang out with his "friends" chris is very silent and he doesn't like it when he's beaten in chess chris wishes to one day change his name.

opponent:looks like i won again
chris:pure luck lets rematch

by The Great Definer69 666 November 11, 2020

Chris

A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.

Jack: "Yo did you see Chris today in school? he looked so good."
Zack: "dude are u gay?"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Chris

Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.

-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.

-But Chris sucks doesn't he?

-I AM CHRIS!

-frick

by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020

chris

He Is Amazing
He Can Make you laugh
He has the sweetest smile
He don't take shit from no one
He loves to party a bit
He will fall for you and make you his queen
He knows how to treat a woman
He loves his friends and family
He smart
He sexy and handsome
He loves to be kinky and have fun in bed if you let him
He loves to tease you until you give in
And He is the most Truthful guy you can meet
He Has brown eyes, brown hair, tall, and his abs are in great shape....
Don't lose him if you got one...It'll be a great mistake.

Girl one: Woah girl, looks like you got a Chris on your hands
Me: Yeah...Plus he awesome in bed ;)

by Girl666999 December 1, 2020

Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020