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cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.
Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!
by Anjew123 March 29, 2009
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sour cream

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.
after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
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anal bleaching cream

Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.

Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.
An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.
by AnalBleaching.net March 7, 2008
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cream slammed

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.
by smith July 1, 2006
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Kazahkstan Creamery

The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.
At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.
by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010
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cream in your coffee

Do you take "cream in your coffee"?
by Poop Stain 90210 May 3, 2007
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