single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

A Cell

"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather

Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Sleeper Cell

Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.

“That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”

by ballbuster24 October 23, 2023

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

Dwellian Cellar

When you hide in a storage closet and drink wine

I’ll meet you in the Dwellian Cellar at 2

by You’re Dwellcome May 15, 2024

Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

by qqb11ar November 28, 2024

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

by Girthmiester February 27, 2025