Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

The Buffet Lean

A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.

"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"

by Bob-Riverton-jackson-johnson May 14, 2011

Slut buffet

a house/place of convenience where an unlimited number slutty girls seek full employment. Men and others seeking adventurous moments, typically 15 to 30 minutes come and go constantly.

There is a slut buffet around the corner.

Ey dude, you hungry? Yeah, lets hit the slut buffet.

by La Gordita June 16, 2011

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

cunt buffet

The female equivalent of a sausage fest

Holy shit! There's so many damn bitches at this club it's a fucking cunt buffet.

by papa cherry April 30, 2014

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014