Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
by _pa.r.is_ April 03, 2017
Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
by Killerfatmonkey October 05, 2010
Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
by geogeogeogeo4 December 05, 2023
1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.
by The Cap N' August 11, 2020
by James Shakleford May 10, 2020
Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
by The Merle October 20, 2017