Beaner

An advanced practitioner of Bean Play™, mastering levels from sprout to full legume enlightenment.

You know John Doe is a Beaner right?

by Max Levio November 28, 2025

string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.

She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out

by brownt69 March 4, 2014

banana beaner

A person of Filipino decent.

Damn banana beaners keep taking our jobs!

by traaacker December 3, 2015

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when refering to a type of bolt action rifle from Germany.

"Hey guys today we're gonna be taking a look at a 1944 ERMA production Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

mr blaney

a weird old man who teaches in a high school and hates his job

Timmy:Hey man look.
Timmy:What.
Jimmy:Its mr blaney
Timmy:Oh dude he hates his life

by ferretboy07 June 4, 2018