Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 9, 2009

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bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

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t-barred

When riding a T-Bar ski lift and the T-Bar hits and injures you.

Mark got T-Barred at Brekenridge and now has a big welt on his chest.

by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014

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slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017

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allafarooq bar

IT is when one sticks his Dick in his parters nose and then IT comes out the eyesocket

I think i need Glassas after that allafarooq bar

by HaileyATM March 24, 2017

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parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

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