Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas

A substitute term, used to label/slander Christian churches/denominations/beliefs which lack the legitimacy, sacraments or theological depth of mainline apostolic Christian churches.

This term is typically thrown around on social media by Christians who consider theology to be an important matter, and view Catholicism, Orthodoxy, or a trad-Protestant denomination as the "correct" denomination.

"Well it looks the Roman Catholic Church, which is apostolically founded, is heretical. The Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas holds the fullness of truth."

by Ion2170 January 6, 2026

Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

allen jean baptiste

The number one fastest human on earth

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn

by Amishtago February 27, 2017

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018