Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.

The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

alabama dangler

Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls

Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?

by Nutfart February 1, 2017

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

alabama%20hot%20pocket

Move used by a Daddy, usually in bed, involves stuffing your sex slave with your hot bodily fluids. May involve females period blood if you want to make it a pepperoni hot pocket.

My mans made an "alabama%20hot%20pocket "out of me last night

by Big Daddy Doggo March 6, 2017

Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again

Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get

by Tht white chick March 9, 2017

Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.

Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!

by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017