head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.

Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”

by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.

I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.

by LimeUnderscore_ July 1, 2022

Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

by louis May 13, 2005

Hole In The Head

The last thing you'd ever want, used as a simile.

"If the zoning board rejects our proposal, we'll be forced to allow the superhighway to divide the property, and then 9 holes might be on one side, and the other 9 holes on the other side. We need that like we need a Hole in the Head."

by skydog70 May 21, 2007

Ben heads

An offical fan of Breaking Benjamin; one who listens to songs, covers, etc. made by the band stated.

All you Ben heads, we hope this message finds you well. After a well deserved break from touring, we are busy crafting all new material for the 4th CD.

by Ben Heads January 7, 2009