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ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus
<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see
by Rush August 13, 2004
mugGet the ugly busmug.

Chocolate Ugly

A word a customer would use when frustrated with a customer service representative about their prepaid phone service . They would typically say this before hanging up
"You are such a chocolate UGLY" *click*
by Sum41bl1nker January 4, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate Uglymug.

President of ugly

Yo its president of ugly
by Poop anonymous March 4, 2019
mugGet the President of uglymug.

Goosebumpin' Uglies

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.
'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'
by ekkiej September 18, 2017
mugGet the Goosebumpin' Ugliesmug.

rub uglies

We used to rub uglies once in awhile when we were bored, but I haven't seen her in a long time.
by Jamie on top December 6, 2014
mugGet the rub ugliesmug.

powerful ugly

when just plain ugly is not enough to describe something
Damn! She was powerful ugly!
by Moon Wizard April 3, 2009
mugGet the powerful uglymug.

Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.
Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.
by seudokode January 18, 2019
mugGet the Trumpin' Ugliesmug.

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