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Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.
7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants
by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.
hey bro, you shouldn't do that
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Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.
"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."
by JamiesJam May 4, 2025
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Shirley around the pool

When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.
(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"
by The Kawaii Gay Child April 19, 2018
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pool boy

A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.

In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.

If it's on the Internet, it must be true.

Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
by bitchuck August 24, 2024
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Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
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