jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong

person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor

by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

DOLPHIN

A vagina.

I cant wait to ride your 🐬(dolphin.)

by SATASHINAKAMOTOBOAT July 29, 2021

dolphin

a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends

that person is a really good dolphin

by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021

Dolphin

A slur for May players in the Guilty Gear franchise.

"You see him right there, he's a dolphin, we hate those around here."
"I hate dolphin's like him."

by RadicalBroChadical June 30, 2021

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022