Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off

Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet

by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016

Beef-skeet

A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.

Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.

by Clicker clack August 27, 2019

Skeet Pong

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.

Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.

by Watahmelom July 23, 2023

skeet meat

The targeted object in a circle jerk.

The collection of semen of a circle jerk.

Who's going to win the skeet meat after this is over?

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011