Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.
7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)
If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)
(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants
If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)
(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants
by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.
by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy August 28, 2012
