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Stay woke 

Stay woke means to understand the real world and to look everything and think twice because things can change in a second, to look deep and know what to permanently take something into your life, to know everything that’s fake or sus around you and to know when to cut people off .
Two faced people all around, people need to stay woke about it .
Stay woke by Cathcart August 9, 2019

New Woke 

It's like New Coke, which wasn't coke at all.

(noun) The current advocacy movements, and people belonging to them, who try so hard to be socially accepting and "woke" that they end up being problematic.

(adj) A quality of an idea, which tries too hard to be socially aware and ends up being problematic.
Oh look, there goes the NEW WOKE, using the four Nubian Pharoahs to erase Egyptian Identity and claim culture and history, despite the artwork of all the other pharoahs, cause somehow that's pro black.

Martha: Doesn't claiming that not wanting to touch certain genitals is transphobic, play into the 90s and 00s stereotypes that trans people don't care about attraction or desires, which was used to justify anti-trans violence?
Delilah: Shhh, its the NEW WOKE, they don't know what they're doing.

i just woke up 

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy
person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"
i just woke up by 2dollars April 9, 2022

2am woke 

A state in which a person feels like they are so woke they can start any trend
"I'm in 2am woke"
"I heard he can control his inner 2am woke"
2am woke by Jerry Blacc November 3, 2018

Twitter-Woke 

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
Twitter-Woke by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

Wide-a-woke 

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.
"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".