Fake Woke 

Fake woke is when someone tries to discredit actual facts then pretend their ideology on the matter is true. Fake Woke has been a trend ever since in the Age of Informationpeople, hackers, whistle blowers have given the public information that has been kept secret overtime; so the government has given the green light on private agencies (Facebook Cambridge Analytica/Meme “creators” as an example) to create posts, articles contradicting actual facts/truths. People known as sheeple who think they know but do not know begin to share and spread those memes and articles of the falsified information all over the net, creating two sides of the Woke trend keeping the actual truth/actual woke people buried under all the gibberish of false information accomplishing the governments agenda of keeping the masses divided, confused and away from the actual FACTS.

CoronaVirus is fake, it barely killed anyone. It’s just to make people panic.

But it’s actually 10x lethal than the flu, killed more people that SARS and MERS in just two months, has spread to 6 continents. You’re being fake woke

Fake Woke by i415efp March 11, 2020

Finna Woke 

Finna Woke means "I love you" in millennial. It can also mean when a person is superfly or chill.

"Dude, you're finna woke."

Finna Woke by girlygirl2012 March 4, 2018

Stay woke 

Stay woke means to understand the real world and to look everything and think twice because things can change in a second, to look deep and know what to permanently take something into your life, to know everything that’s fake or sus around you and to know when to cut people off .

Two faced people all around, people need to stay woke about it .

Stay woke by Cathcart August 9, 2019

New Woke 

It's like New Coke, which wasn't coke at all.

(noun) The current advocacy movements, and people belonging to them, who try so hard to be socially accepting and "woke" that they end up being problematic.

(adj) A quality of an idea, which tries too hard to be socially aware and ends up being problematic.

Oh look, there goes the NEW WOKE, using the four Nubian Pharoahs to erase Egyptian Identity and claim culture and history, despite the artwork of all the other pharoahs, cause somehow that's pro black.

Martha: Doesn't claiming that not wanting to touch certain genitals is transphobic, play into the 90s and 00s stereotypes that trans people don't care about attraction or desires, which was used to justify anti-trans violence?
Delilah: Shhh, its the NEW WOKE, they don't know what they're doing.

New Woke by Fastidious Maximus July 1, 2017

i just woke up 

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

i just woke up by 2dollars April 9, 2022

2am woke 

A state in which a person feels like they are so woke they can start any trend

"I'm in 2am woke"
"I heard he can control his inner 2am woke"

2am woke by Jerry Blacc November 3, 2018

Twitter-Woke 

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

Twitter-Woke by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023