windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

Puppied in the Window

A sex position involving performing anal sex where the girl is leaning out of a windowsill

The girl/guy wants to get puppied in the window so all the neighbors can see.

by Trevor and Brittney March 4, 2008

pickle window

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the pickle window, man!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

by Bolerobob December 7, 2006

Tit Window

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

window minimization

(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.

Whoa maaan, my windows are like.. totally minimizing. That's just sooo out there maaan

by Anon April 21, 2005