pee wee

if you have this you should see a doctor as when you have this you will piss a lot of blood

i went to the doctorfor my constant pee wees

by suddenly pinnaples February 18, 2022

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

by 343N October 28, 2020

Wee-tard

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.

You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.

by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019

wee diaper bank

Wee Diaper Bank is when during sex, you surprise the other person by grabbing them and wearing them as a diaper and intensely shit or urinate while wearing your diaper and yell surprise during.

I can't wait to shock Jonathan tonight with a "wee diaper bank." He won't see it coming when I empty on him and yell "Surprise!"

by MrsStealYourKill February 27, 2025

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

wee wee

WWEE

wlol wee wee

by oooooooooooooooo albAblblalbbl January 9, 2022

Wee-Woo

The state of which the human body has to shit so fucking bad that Patrick Star starts yelling WEE-WOO WEE-WOO WEE-WOO and your running you ass to the bathroom clenching your ass and you jungle bridge as hard as possible.

He called my name and looked into my eyes and I knew right then, that he was at WEE-WOO.

by 24 Inch Cock 🐔 April 17, 2019