Wenzel

Someone whose common knowledge of geography is so inept, that they look completely moronic.

By saying he had been to all 57 states, President Obama looked like a complete Wenzel

by DeTeR44 October 7, 2011

weasel

a person thinking doodles are totally awesome! and that rides horses with a hunchback and piano hands. the "april babies" hate them.

weasel stomping day is their national holiday.

that stupid weasel is obbsessed with doodles!

that stupid weasel cant ride a horse.

by doodleoutttttt June 17, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

Diesel Weasel

When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea

She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel

by Sparks21686 October 8, 2010

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 3, 2004

king weasel

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

by Vivica69 May 5, 2005