weather

what old people always talk/moan about.

"bloomin' rain, it's so miserable out there"
"it's baking today, can't stand it when it's this hot"

...no-one cares.

weather

by Dr.Nathan Harding October 27, 2010

watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.

As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.

by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008

watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy March 3, 2006

Watchtower

The space station that serves as official Justice League headquarters. The Watchtower was paid for and designed by Wayne Industries and lived in by Batman, Wonder Woman, John Stewart (the Green Lantern of Earth), Superman, J'onn J'onzz (the Martian Manhunter, the Flash, Hawkgirl, and many more.

Static: I feel like a great big double-A battery.
Batman: Look at it this way: You could prevent the Watchtower from crashing into any location on Earth... even Dakota.

by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005

hate watching

When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.

It's really sad that I learned that technique from hate watching Toddler's & Tiaras

So I was hate watching this liberal/conservative talk show the other day, and the host wouldn't stop talking about healthcare!

by Philosophistry October 26, 2013

weather beaten

1. Damaged or eroded away by significant exposure to the weather.
2. Very ugly, beat, busted, broke down, tore up, or wrecked.

1. After many years of proud ownership, arch-pimp Nick D decided to sell away his deteriorating, weather beaten Mazda RX7 and conquer the roads and the opposite sex in his brand spankin-new whip, the Mazda RX8.

2. When Trevor's wife Judith(once a rather attractive outdoorswoman who enjoyed hunting, hiking, camping, rock climbing, and sometimes fishing) came back home after eight months of being lost in the Canadian wilderness, having to brave extreme cold climate conditions as well as hunt, fish, and forage for food and survive all sorts of dangerous shit on her own, she came back home so weather beaten, that people who have seen her have reported to have seen an actual Sasquatch around town.





Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 27, 2005

Weatherboy

A mildly derogatory name for a meteorologist.

Steve is going to the 2021 climate conference to hang out with all of the other weatherboys

by a small duck November 30, 2020