Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds

That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds

by Courageous guy May 29, 2019

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Weasels

You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)

Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money

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Fatcock

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General Attractiveness

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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock

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Money

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GA

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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

weasel

just an odd person

Justin you’re such a weasel

by jerktwister December 3, 2020

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.

"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."

by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010